Joke:mc Urchman-part 4

*Don’t date a big dick guy for a long time, if he doesn’t show signs of taking your relationship to marriage within 2 weeks leave him…… the idiot may widen it beyond repair and run🤣🤣🤣
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Guys if only your mother knows what you have used your mouth to suck you will never use her spoon to eat again😅😂🤣
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend sometimes you just cry and tell him how much you miss your ex😅😂🤣
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No I can’t marry a girl with small breast what if I finish the milk in it before my babies arrive what will I tell them😅😂🤣
Sense will not kill me
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My relationship is working fine and am thinking of opening two other branches in Mexico and Canada😅😂🤣
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You claim you did mathematics and further maths
Oya answer this question that line that divides the buttocks is called what🤣😅😂
Sence will not kill me
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Imagine taking a village girl to the hotel and walking up the next morning to see her sweeping the whole compound😅🤣😂
If I mention tribe they will say I hate ibadan people😅😂🤣
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Continue studying oral English till you start pronouncing “GOD” As ” GUARD”
he will just direct your prayers to the security men😅🤣😂
Sense wout kill me
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When money is involved Nigerian girls will be like I love his mouth odour it matured😅🤣😂
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Am not saying dating a Yoruba girl is risky
But what if pepper enter your heart😅🤣😂
Sense will not kill me
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Harder !! harder!!! baby faster!! faster!!! baby do it fast then you guys break up
He used me???
Who used who🤣😅😂
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If you know you cheated on your partner 2018 without been caught
The Thanksgiving services is this Sunday🤣😅😂
Don’t let me mention names oh
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Finally!!! Yoruba people have added pepper inside popcorn🙆‍♂
Innocent popcorn🤣😅😂
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The bleaching award goes to which state in Nigeria🤔
Who said Yoruba here now🤣😅😂
Jesu!! Pepper have enter my eyes😅😂🤣
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S*x is the only thing our parents didn’t teach us but thank God look at us now
We are professionals😅🤣😂
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Never provoke short people they can easily pick stone😅😂🤣 urchmancomedian😅😂🤣 07067345650
The Keke I entered today jammed a Benz 2018 model the damages were really bad 🤷‍♂now the Keke driver is seated at the back of the Keke claming to be PASSENGER😅😂🤣
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People who convert their old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of the past😅😂🤣
Am I communicating
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Girls are like mangoes, while some are busy waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt😅😂🤣
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When she start to draw something you can’t see on your chest,my brother clean it oh,she is about to ask for money😅😂🤣
Sense will not kill me
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After bleaching your skin you are in church singing I know who I am
My dear who are you😅😂🤣
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My granny is going to the kitchen to hide the bread our visitor bought
Am also going to hide her artificial teeth😅 no one is eating here today😂🤣😅
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This Valentine am planning on a big surprise for my girlfriend🤔
I will just break with her on the 13th night😅😂🤣
I can’t come and kill myself
Yeyeye Who slap me
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You can’t be born on February and be normal
That Month is not complete😂🤣😅
This is not my hand writing oh🤣
Happy New month
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If not eba that spoilt my voice who is Beyonce to compete with me🤣😅😂
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My sister ugly is ugly which one is if I Baff,dress and make up you know go know me again😅🤣😂
My sister face your calling 😅😂
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A girl that jumps from one guy to another is called
Bouncing baby girl😅😂🤣
Sense will not kill me
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Valentine Valentine everywhere
Please Valentine is for tall people short people should wait for children day😅🤣😂
Who stone me
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I seriously need to stop listening to people’s conversation in the taxi
I nearly follow someone home just to hear the rest of the story😅😂🤣
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Dear guys your girl deserve nothing than the best
So give her my number😂😅🤣
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Please if you know you have evil Sprite don’t seat close to me in church oh!🤨
Because if you fall under the annoiting and break my phone I will fall under the annoiting and collect my money😂😅😅
I hate rubbish oh😅
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When a fat girl remove’s her bra you will think it the WWE belt or parachute😅😂🤣
Yeyeye Who slap me now
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Ladies just imagine the owner of Facebook and Instagram just decided to delete the APP boom😅
Your fake life is over😅😂🤣
Come and beat me am in my house😅😂🤣
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When you marry a bad wife the devil leaves you because he knows you two are already mate😂😅🤣
Sense won’t kill me
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When the devil fails to destroy you he sent you a short girlfriend from Anambra state😅😂🤣
Jesu! Who stone me
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Just imagine the world without women
Who is going to be lien to us😅😂🤣
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Anambra people is not empty hen is MTN
Is not high neck is INEC😂😅🤣
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I don’t like the way my pastor always look at me anytime he is preachng about fornication 😅😂🤣
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Men learnt sucking breast from birth
Bikoun woman where did you learn suck dick from😅🤣😂
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Real men are fair in complexion the dark ones are agent of darkness😅😂🤣
Who stone me😂
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Only stingy girls will be on there period on Valentine’s day😅😂🤣
Sense wouldn’t kill me
Guys am I communicating
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